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The snake is high maintenance and doesn't like you to sleep in. (lemmy.world)
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[–] T156@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

It's not that the secret snake likes to hurt, it's that you're (ab)using it in a way that it doesn't typically get used in. That's part of why you don't tend to see cats have back issues, even though they go full slinky.

[–] stembolts@programming.dev 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Cats are 24/7 yoga practicioners, "And for this next stretch, put your rear right paw in your left ear. That's it, really stretch those kickers. Okay, now we lick the butt. Good effort Whiskers! Professor Meowington keep your back curved!"

[–] BigFatNips@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

Sir, this is a Wendy's