this post was submitted on 28 Apr 2024
514 points (92.4% liked)
RPGMemes
13343 readers
75 users here now
Humor, jokes, memes about TTRPGs
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
view the rest of the comments
If a cute goblin woman wanted to claim me as her husband, I probably wouldn't say no.
She's like 7 years old and roughly that size too.
@fbi@fbi.gov deal with this guy
The average goblin is about 3 to 3.5ft. And you can’t really tell a goblins age by looking at them. Admittedly, they reach adulthood at ~8 years old, but they live to 60.
You’re reaching, and it’s kinda creepy.
It's a joke my friend. The FBI don't actually have a lemmy server
Ya don’t joke about that kinda stuff.