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I want this, but since I'm hiring them, I want them to sing a song implying I was secretly an international man of mystery.
Oompa loompa doopity dater What do you get when you kill a dictator
I'd tell them to do that and they'd just be like:
Oompa loompa doompity dater
What do you get as a chronic masturbater.
Oompa loompa doopity dorn
On your dick you've grown a corn
Oompa loompa doppity dock
You'll get cut from that crusty sock
Oompa loompa diggity dod
Every day you grow further from God
I don't like the smell of it