chapotraphouse

I really wish somebody had the balls to make a movie where it sets it up like taken but then the first time there's actual conflict the super boomer locks up his knee and throws out his back and gets slowly rolled up in a carpet by the disinterested bad guy.

These movies are half the reason we see boomers think they can set aside their walker and square up on somebody 40 years younger than them, and the younger generations aren't rearranging their teeth often enough to dissuade them from this mindset.

We just need like 3 videos of boomers taking a set of skate trucks to the teeth and maybe they'd stop harassing everybody they cross paths with in public.