Okay nightmare take, he has no idea that the bible trump is selling is like the king james bible. He like thinks its a bible that trump wrote himself.

[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 61 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

I would love to read a Bible written by Trump. "Pontius Pilate was very mean, very unfair"

[–] Washburn@hexbear.net 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Folks, you know I'm always on the hunt for the best deals. I'm the best at deals! But you know who else was great at deals? Judas Iscariot."

[–] EndOfHerstory@hexbear.net 48 points 1 year ago

"Actually, Judas? Not so great when it comes to deals. Not so great. Thirty pieces, folks. Thirty pieces of silver! Not gold, not good. Gave 'em Jesus, didn't get enough. I would've gotten gold. A lotta gold. Probably more."

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