this post was submitted on 23 Apr 2024
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[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago (3 children)

There's an old man sitting next to me Makin' love to his tonic and gin.

Now John at the bar is a friend of mine He gets me my drinks for free

Paul is a real estate novelist Who never had time for a wife And he's talkin' with Davy, who's still in the Navy, And probably will be for life

[–] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

Now Norman's a billionaire scientist
Who never had time for his son
But something went screwy, and before you knew he, was trying to kill everyone

Now he's flying around on that glider-thing
And he's tossing those weird pumpkin bombs
And he's wearing that dumb power rangers mask
But he's scarier without it on

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

You're lucky to be drinking here for free