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[–] dreadgoat@kbin.social 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Reminds me of all the great Crusader Kings classics such as:

What are the best ways to murder my gay / stupid / disabled son?
My wife isn't producing children, do I need to murder her and marry a younger one?
I'm paranoid and sadistic, who should I murder to manage my stress?

[–] Synthuir@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

“My wife, a horse, was caught trying to kill my 200-year old mother who refuses to wear clothes, with the help of the gay pope.”

—CK4, probably

[–] SpicyPeaSoup@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

Rimworld had some good ones too. They even made Shitrimworldsays