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Unused variables (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] tunetardis@lemmy.ca 36 points 1 year ago (19 children)

Compiler/interpreter: Can't find variable farfignewton.

Earlier:

Me: Declare variables near, far

IDE: Oh! You mean farfignewton right? I found that in some completely unrelated library you didn't write. Allow me complete that for you while you're not paying attention.

[–] brisk@aussie.zone 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I try my best to make my IDEs follow the principal that I should be able to type without looking at the screen, but apparently IDEs are really invested in return accepting completions to the point it's often not configurable even when every other key is.

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