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submitted 1 year ago by mechwarrior2@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Quark: I want you to try something for me. Take a sip of this.

Elim Garak: What is it?

Quark: A human drink. It's called root beer.

Elim Garak: [unwilling] Uh, I don't know...

Quark: Come on, aren't you just a little bit curious?

[Garak sighs, takes a sip and gags]

Quark: What do you think?

Elim Garak: It's vile!

Quark: I know. It's so bubbly, and cloying, and happy.

Elim Garak: Just like the Federation.

Quark: But you know what's really frightening? If you drink enough of it, you begin to like it.

Elim Garak: It's insidious!

Quark: Just like the Federation.

[–] abc@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm in the Federation class starship drinking A&W Rootbeer picard-excited

[–] TechnoUnionTypeBeat@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Computer

[Trilling noise]

Root beer, Mug brand, cold, one pint

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