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[–] Llituro@hexbear.net 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

youre-laughing my mom is addicted to coca-cola and you're laughing. she gets a really annoying headache if she doesn't have one.

..."sucking the leg of a recently massaged athlete."

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[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Yeah “being between the thighs of a muscular athlete” isn’t exactly the devastating analogy they were going for.

That being said, the caffeine content in coke is relatively low, how much is she drinking a day that she’s getting caffeine withdrawal headaches from abstaining?

[–] replaceable@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Maybe the caffeine content used to be higher?

If this is true and if her headaches aren't placebo/based on a behavioral addiction then I'd say it's definitely the sugar that's causing it over the caffeine.

i assumed this was written when/where it still had cocaine in it