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[–] BigHaas@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yeah okay so first you gotta get fucked up on something else. Weed or psychedelics or even random depressants. Otherwise whippets are kind of boring. Then get a big ass tank, 4L if you can, fill a balloon big enough to get like five lungfuls out of it, and see what bizarre opinion your brain decides to believe in.

That's the fun of whippets - you get to experience being wrong and changing your mind, twice. I like to get a piece of paper and right down the insane things I come up with. It's nornally something like "remember that girl from that party three years ago? That's actually your soulmate. Call her and propose." Very funny.

It's nornally something like "remember that girl from that party three years ago? That's actually your soulmate. Call her and propose." Very funny.

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[–] PaX@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

hillary-apartment

But also that sounds like fun, except for the part where you might (definitely) pass out cuz of inhaling 5 whole lungfuls of n2o omg

Wait is this actually some kind of bit?

Mixing depressants and n2o is also a fucking terrible idea

[–] BigHaas@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well yeah you gotta take a lungful or two of normal air in between the nos huffs. N20 won't interact with anything unsafely. It would strong potentiate dissos but that won't kill you.

[–] PaX@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

It would strong potentiate dissos but that won't kill you.

It will strongly potentiate any depressants or disassociatives which could put you in a dangerous position like if you fall over and hit your head or pass out and aspirate vomit :(

I've never mixed nitrous with anything myself but mixing nitrous and and downers seems like a bad idea unless you're really experienced with every substance you're mixing and using only mild doses

[–] BigHaas@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yeah that's fair, there's a good bit of warnings I didn't list.

Don't do nos standing. Don't mix it with things that cause naseau without a sitter. Don't do it more than twice a month or all your nerves will die. Always use a bloon. Dont buy flavored gas. Consider getting a carbon filter.