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[–] SSJ2Marx@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

First time I ever got into a Tesla, the driver (my uncle) tried to show me the FSD and it immediately tried to put the car on the wrong side of the yellow line. Luckily there were no other cars coming, but he didn't try to show it off again after that lmao.

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I can always tell who the new Tesla drivers are, because they blast through the grocery store parking lot at 35, ignoring stop signs and crosswalks the whole way.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

they blast through the grocery store parking lot at 35

what-the-hell I assume that's mph, though in kph that's fast too.

I've seen tesla drivers swerve through traffic like they're motorbikes too, dangerous people own these vehicles.

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Correct. I always convert my measurements to Freedoms when addressing a primarily burger audience.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A long time ago I visited some relatives in Scottsdale, Arizona. The city was filled with retirees including some of the people I was visiting. In a very crowded parking lot there was nearly an accident caused by a driver reversing out of a parking space so slowly - he almost hit a pedestrian. My uncle made me really laugh when he said that two things could put you in the hospital. An old person going way too slow or a young person going way too fast.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

An old lady hit me in a parking lot. Her excuse "well I looked one way."

thonk

[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Full self crashing

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