this is no ordinary bootleg, for this level of advanced bootleg your only options are physical kiosks deep in south korea or something, and etsy stores that makes joke prints

[–] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

who thought about Kirby sucking Homer? what kind of powers would they get?

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

IDK about Kirby, but I imagine everybody else would just get some yellow semen.

[–] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

was thinking along the lines of knowledge of operating a nuclear power plant but that seems not particularly useful for battle

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

since he's bad at his job it could attack with radiation leaks and waste spills

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Rolls forward, serves as a good speedboost and can kill things at ground level.

[–] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

right, could be bowling related