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“Come on, I bought them.”

”No!”

“I’ll share them with you.”

“No! Mine! Stab!”

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[–] allthetimesivedied@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He just stabbed me with a fucking pencil. How.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No one is taking his blueberries without a fight.

You'll have to remind him that he can only eat krill anyway

Unless he's a sperm whale, then you're fucked.

[–] allthetimesivedied@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’m fairly certain he is in fact a sperm whale.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Welp, looks like those berries are his then lol