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Mormon God vs the US government (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by Mandarbmax@lemmy.world to c/curatedtumblr@sh.itjust.works

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[–] DestroyerOfWorlds@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago (4 children)

My favorite argument is that I was given access to Super God when I a child. Which gives me access to Super Heaven when I die. It's waaaaay better that regular heaven. You keep praying to regular god or whatever, you mud dwelling peasant. I'll be looking down on you from Super Heaven and laughing for Extra Eternity.

[–] figaro@lemdro.id 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Ah yes, the highest degree of the celestial kingdom, reserved only for married (m-f) Mormons, where polygamy is allowed but only for men to have multiple wives, not vice versa.

Much better than those telestial peasants. Muahaha

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