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Protecting your grain in 700 BC (lemmy.world)
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[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 44 points 1 year ago (2 children)

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 46 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Next week on: Ancient Incels

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

They "are totally not incels, you just don't know them, they go to a different planet, they abduct me on the regular, so much you wouldn't believe, all the probes" ...

[–] Texas_Hangover@lemm.ee 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Zeus can find what?? Leaving out crucial information here!

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What can't you read‽ Zeus can find 70!

[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I doubt he can find 1.198 × 10^100^

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Bruh is a god, I think he'll manage.

[–] Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Nah it's Zeus, he'll say "fuck it" after not too long.

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

70 what?

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago

Just 70, silly! Come on, get with the programme!

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

From the whole paragraph, that would be 70 sons.

Makes sense as Zeus was well known for his affairs with mortal women using various disguises.