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On the other hand you can take this as an opportunity to be the greatest ~~troll~~ enigma.
I try to associate myself with the periphery of as many brutal murders and serial killers as possible. I made sure to date Jon Benet Ramsey's grand-aunt, I babysat Madeleine McCanns old classmate, I ate a burger at a diner near where the corpse of the I-70 strangler dumped a corpse, I visited London, I looked at a picture of the baltimore bridge before it collapsed, I borrowed a bullet to Bernie Sanders a few days before that JFK thing, I talked to Ted Cruz' dad, I walked past OJs house, I gave Xanax to Casey Anthony.
Some day some podcaster is gonna go insane from learning about me
Get as many photos of you sitting in an ominous-looking chair with a persian cat on your lap, clasping your hands together as possible, so True Crime podcasters think you're the Big Bad, the ringleader behind every single serial killer at the time.