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[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My chicken is a monarchist. With her as the absolute monarch.

Tonight, I'm throwing her tea in the ocean, will report back on success or failure.

[–] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Knowing how mad an angry chicken can get I fear for your well-being :(

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Mission over.

She now has a warm cup of tea, and is using me for a saucer.