I edited it a bit to be just Trump speaking.
archive.today • Donald Trump's Rambling Rally Speech Raises Questions
Donald Trump's mention of the "beautiful" Battle of Gettysburg during a campaign rally in Schnecksville, Pennsylvania, on Saturday got the former president some attention on social media, with users wondering what his rambling "rant" was about.
That second paragraph really sounds like he's trying to make up a bed-time story about pirates