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[–] player2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 48 points 1 year ago (18 children)

It looks like an April fools joke but in case anyone is curious, it's a real truck and it is 21 feet long. 4 doors with an 8 foot bed is available from other manufacturers as well. Here is a good article about it:

https://www.theautopian.com/why-the-internet-is-going-crazy-over-a-photo-of-a-longbed-pickup-truck-at-a-dealership/

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 59 points 1 year ago (8 children)

People who buy these are the same ones complaining that bikes take up too much space on the road.

[–] WashedAnus@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Like half the parking lot at work is full of these monstrosities. My dude, you work in a factory and all of the transportation is done by professionals in semi-trucks, just get a sedan. Fuck, spend that $100k on a luxury sports car instead.

[–] egg1918@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fuck, spend that $100k on a luxury sports car instead.

This is what fucks me up about all these trucks. A $100k sports car would be way cooler and way more fun than an identical truck to every other thumb headed chud on the road

[–] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah but if you don’t dodge those giant trucks in your zippy sports car you will be flattened like a pancake. Truck owners are paying to be the apex predator of the road

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah but if you don’t dodge those giant trucks in your zippy sports car

I would simply not have this skill issue.

[–] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

neither does the fastest antelope of the herd, but chuds aren't paying big bucks to be the fast antelope they want to be the lion

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