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at some point i feel like militaries are going to start screening out WT players because its apparently such an intelligence risk lmao
Sorry son, you aren't allowed to be drafted for thr next ethnic cleansing. We found a War Thunder account from your house. Security risk. Hope you understand.
sitting in concrete wall room with just a table, a single light and a polygraph machine nervously sweating
Son, have you ever had a War Thunder account?
N...No
WEEEOOOOOOWEEEOOOOO polygraph off the charts, guy shoots me in the head
sitting in the same concrete room. Two exasperated agents stand in front of me. A desktop monitor and a keyboard is now on the desk
"Okay sir, let's go thru this again. We are going to hand you some classified documents and what are you going to do?"
"And if someone on the internet calls your favorite tank gay?"
I immediately grab the classified documents and start typing away. Nothing happens on the monitor
"Sigh RESET THE SIMULATION"
LMAO
Honestly, if the US cared or wasnt abusing it themselves they'd shut down War Thunder in the same stroke they shut down TikTok.