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37mm WW1 artillery shell w/ ketchup, side of lentil soup (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 year ago by happybadger@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Step 1: ensure artillery shell is defused

Step 2: apply ketchup

Step 3: massage ketchup across the entire surface of the artillery shell for uniform coverage

Step 4: heat lentil soup over medium heat for 10 minutes

Step 5: remove ketchup from artillery shell, rinse with water, polish

Fully vegan, takes 10 minutes

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[–] Torenico@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Defused? But a live shell gives it a much better taste. You're missing out on that!

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

I'm afraid to touch my car battery because electricity is wizard magic. Handling anything explosive is well beyond the point where I'd shit my pants to death.