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[–] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

*Also consensual compliments that are total lies. “Biggest one I’ve ever seen” etc.

Common men’s kink tbh.

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Me, an immortal vampire slut with a medically undocumented form of "lucid" Alice in Wonderland Syndrome, dating exclusively nullos, then once the nullo supply has been fully exhausted, switching to pre-T trans men, then post-T trans men and cis men with micropenes, then men with penes within standard deviation, then finally men with penes above the standard deviation, going roughly in order of smallest to biggest but using my powers of volitional macropsia when necessary, all so that I can tell every guy I'm with that his is the "biggest one I've ever seen" without ever needing to lie because lying is bad. This project has taken roughly 131 years thus far but I have made a lot of guys very happy. It's not much but it's honest work

[–] nohaybanda@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] nohaybanda@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The Flintstones used to have this gag where various dinosaurs and broadly “prehistoric” creatures would serve as home appliances. Such as a pelican trash bin etc. they’d turn to the audience and say “it’s a living”.

Kinda like this but there were many instances in this running gag https://youtu.be/cx5hGKAMe9M?si=MwBwBBIJ5W5v0RFp

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

I feel like I should've figured that out, because I did watch... a little...? Flintstones as a kid.

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy: