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[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 43 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Heterosexual chud discourse: being overly concerned with the size of your fellow man's penis.

Also, was it in Rome or ancient Greece that having a fat cock was considered vulgar, and so all the statues have lil guys, or is that a myth thinking-about-it

[–] anonochronomus@hexbear.net 47 points 1 year ago

Some of it is survivability bias. Monster dongs are more likely to break off of the statue.

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 44 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think it was Greece and I'm like 98% sure that the penises were all of a normal size, like the modal size for penises, and people just have no idea how big penises are any more because dick wiggling has fallen out of favor as a form of cultural celebration.

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago

Retvrn, but to dick wiggling instead of tradition gigachad

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've only heard it about Greece

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

Okay good, I did not hallucinate this :) ty!

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I also vaguely remember something about some kind of wire tying operation that stage actors back then would get to keep them flaccid at all times, to be dramaturgically correct or something. I might be wrong though