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‘You can’t say anything these days’ insists man saying exactly what he thinks, every single day (newsthump.com)
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[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 year ago

"I just want to be able to shit all over people with certain racial or sexual characteristics without anyone pointing out my bigotry, telling me to 'go fuck myself', or punching me in my stupid face. You're not allowed to say anything anymore!"