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Susan what the fuck are you doing with that vase? Did your date bring that? How did he even get it in here with water still in it?
Also why does the other vase only have some leaves coming out of it? And why is the liquid in it yellow?
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It's the stale piss leaf, specifically demanded by the restaurants manager, because it was the favorite plant of his late wife
Hipster mint julep.
and what about his tail?
*tails