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The original was posted on /r/lifeprotips by /u/FandomMenace on 2024-04-01 07:37:47.
Today is April Fools' Day!
Be defensive. Don't fall for any wild claims. If it's too good to be true, it is. Your default response today is doubt. Scrutinize everything, and believe nothing at face value. Don't be a gullible target.
Consider not packing a lunch because it will only make you more vulnerable, and keeping a constant eye on it is impossible. Better yet, bring a fake lunch and see if you can pull a prank on someone else.
Limber up your eyes in the morning to prevent them from rolling back into your head permanently from all the bad pranks.
The best defense is a good offense. Prepare pranks of your own before work or school and devastate these fools. Google some up while your morning coffee is doing its work.
Feel free to share some.
If my work contained low-intellect fools that felt it was appropriate to determinedly prank people to any meaningful effect on a given day of the year, they would (text erased) not be hired in the first place.