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[โ€“] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 118 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (10 children)

Your first mistake is marrying a soldier

also

He adamantly refuses to purchase or place his gun in a gun safe.

This guy wants to think he's John Wick but forgot that no one in charge trusts people like him to be armed 24/7, which is why they lock all the weapons up and do inventory before and after issuing them. John Wick was a marine, though, so maybe he's just living the crayon eating part of the character

John Wick was a marine

"People keep asking if I'm going to buy a lifted F-150 with 28% APR and marry a 19 year old I've known for a week and I haven't really had an answer, but yeah, I'm thinking I'm going to buy a lifted F-150 with 28% APR and marry a 19 year old I've known for a week."

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