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Woke up my normal hour ~5am picked up my phone checked few news/emails everything normal...takes me an hour or so after I get out of bed to get going...

got to my truck at 6:45 ish and nothing... no phone communication so, I went and got my keys and also nothing...since it's still new to me I used the proper method and contacted roadside. Also, the app was stating last seen an hour ago.

Only to find out that they did exactly what the instructions says to do if you are dead battery. which I was at 80%. after opening the frunk so I could get access to the main truck to get all my belongings out to get it towed.

The shop had to scaled to the engineering level due to no one had experience this before... My screen did come up with the 12V battery jumper but, could not do anything with the screen however, it did show that the 48V battery was 80%.

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Chill, If look at it I've just joined recently...I have a Y and X and I have nothing bad to say about it.

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)

110k for a cyber car that falls apart like a Buster Keaton jalopy.

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago

Crying in their steel sarcophagus, knowing they can't even tell the other cybercucks on the forum without being attacked for spreading FUD. Knowing the dealership won't help them and the mechanics don't understand its basic systems. And as the faults mount it threatens to implode Tesla's stock and bankrupt the clearly overvalued company, immediately cutting software/hardware support to all the models.

Something about bad things happening to cybertrucks is so uniquely chefs-kiss to me. They're the culmination of so many toxic spectacles and each one dying is a victory for humanity.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

And at least a Buster Keaton jalopy would look cool.