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submitted 1 year ago by InevitableSwing@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Imagine the piss you'd need to take after downing the xl size of that thing, ugh just shivering in my pantaloons thinking about it.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Hey, Chad - I just downed a Big Gulp! How 'bout that, huh?"

"Amateur... Behold." He shows the little man his FIFTY OUNCER.

"Oh! You're not chug that all at once. Are you?"

Chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug. Burp.

"Oh, fuck."

"Go home and get your shine box."

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

along with some kidney stones