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Jesus: is crucified

Catholics: “Look at how good this Friday is”

Getting brutally tortured and crucified sounds like a pretty terrible Friday to me. An actual Good Friday would be like, Jesus getting high with his buddies and playing Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2 on the PS1 while eating pizza.

Can someone please explain this.

EDIT: How about “Good Friday” but it’s Jesus getting high with Ice Cube and Chris Tucker.

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[–] asg101@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just because a fairy tale is set to a different calendar it doesn't make the fairy tale a fact as anyone who actually understands critical thinking would realize. The absurdity is believing in anything about the zombie jebus story, which was basically stolen from much earlier stories that are equally devoid of facts or rationality.

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Ummm… Le sky daddy much? ☝️🤓