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I really don’t get “Good Friday” (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by pooh@hexbear.net to c/chat@hexbear.net

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Jesus: is crucified

Catholics: “Look at how good this Friday is”

Getting brutally tortured and crucified sounds like a pretty terrible Friday to me. An actual Good Friday would be like, Jesus getting high with his buddies and playing Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2 on the PS1 while eating pizza.

Can someone please explain this.

EDIT: How about “Good Friday” but it’s Jesus getting high with Ice Cube and Chris Tucker.

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[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Well that's how the system works, bud. Wait until you hear what God did to anyone who wasn't on Noah's ark... maybe-later-kiddo smuglord

[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Yeah yea .

Another thing: isn't a second in hell supposed to feel like an eternity? So even if you died 5 minutes before Jesus did, it felt like forever while he came down to pull you out of there. Double fucked

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

I mean, regardless, won't ppl like yk, kinda phase out in hell... I mean, there's a point in which that torture and torment just kinda bores you in your mind, and just acts simultaneously as a secondary torture and peace...

Either way, I guess for them, those decades where nothing happens turned into weeks where decades happen...

Note: Idk about you, but I thought the non-Christian dead would be stuck in purgatory or at least in limbo, which isn't really hell but rather a special administrative area of hell....