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[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Funny. Friend saw a tiny black poof ball on the highway, thought, "that might not be a poof ball," pulled over, and it was a tiny kitten. Now he's a meatball that likes to munch feet.

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Now he’s a meatball that likes to munch feet.

Are you sure your friend wasn't just hiding that before?

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Uhh... The cat munches the feet, not the friend. I mean, I don't know that the friend doesnt munch feet, but the cat certainly does.