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submitted 1 year ago by Mandarbmax@lemmy.world to c/curatedtumblr@sh.itjust.works

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[–] nitefox@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Disney lied to me

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 42 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

You better sit down for this next part..

Remember The Lion King? Turns out lions can't sing and have no concept of monarchic rule!

[–] Nounka@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Plx tell me that it was not a lie when every good girl/mermaid/bitch/toy. gets a rich handsome prince and has a happy ever after.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

NAAANIII????? But but but... That's inconceivable!!

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Love your username, sir Muscle wizard 😁

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago

Ho Ho Ho Ho, young viking druid! 'Tis a spell I have in my muscle memory!

[–] wolfpack86@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is true. It's an established fact that lions adopted a unicameral parliamentary system as far back as 1643.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

And, given the average lifespan of a lion, that's over 3 generations ago!