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[–] Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yet it still ends up as:

Left-wing groups: Beaten and arrested by police for peacefully protesting.

Right-wing groups: Attempt to overthrow democracy, get off scot-free.

[–] DdCno1@kbin.social 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

get off scot-free

Given how they are being systematically hunted down and sentenced to long prison sentences one after the other and from the bottom up, I don't think this is accurate.

[–] snooggums@midwest.social 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A few years for treason is not long.

[–] Kaboom@reddthat.com -1 points 1 year ago

No one has been charged for treason because guess what, it doesnt count as treason.

[–] Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works -1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Commission data show that the D.C. court’s sentences for Jan. 6 defendants who assaulted police is below the national average.

Since Jan. 6 cases began, the average sentence imposed by D.C. federal judges in the Capitol attack under guidelines for serious assaults climbed to 46 months from 41 months but is still below the nationwide average of 51 months in 2022.

As of last month

Even directly assaulting cops got these fuckers below average sentences, let alone the literal act of trying to overthrow democracy.