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[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

Thus today the net balance between the amount you eat and the amount you excrete while on the planet is surgically removed from your body weight when you leave; so every time you go to the lavatory there, it is vitally important to get a receipt.