Almost every single game I play has gravity in it. I can't fucking take it anymore. Every single day I wake and am constantly reminded of gravity. I drag myself to the bathroom to piss and it's gravity, I get dressed and it's gravity, I eat my six bowls of sugarblasted fucko pops and it's gravity.

Even space games are full of planets that are just obvious excuses to shove more gravity down my throat.

"Go play Yakuza, it's great" Oh really? The game on earth? Where everyone is running and falling and stuff? Just another 50 hour excuse to pretend like gravity is normal and natural? Go fuck yourself

I go through my entire day with everything around me constantly under the influence of gravity. I get home, fire up my gaming PC, and what do I find?

All I want is to escape reality, and the last time I tried that a bunch of "medical professionals" literally kidnapped me for seven days. So don't tell me I'm crazy because this gravity thing goes all the way up to the state

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[–] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

see a trailer for a new scifi game

ask fans if the game has woke gravity or not

they dont understand

pull out the atomic rockets web page explaining the differences between between proper space physics and woke gravity

they lol and say "it'll be an epic game, sir"

wait for the game to release

it has woke gravity

[–] jackmarxist@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Gamers are the most prosecuted minority on the planet and it's not even close 😔