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no.. just no (lemmy.ca)

submitted 2 years ago by reimufumo@lemmy.ca to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 131 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (6 children)

Honestly more readable than a lot of SQL I've read. It even has hierarchical grouping.

[–] somePotato@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I was disgusted by the XML at first, but it's a readable query returning a sane JSON object.

Meanwhile, I'm mantaining Java code where the SQL is a perfectly square wall of text, and some insane mofo decided the way to read the resulting list of Object[] 🤮 is getting each column by index... so I'd switch to SQXMLL in a heartbeat.

[–] blackbrook@mander.xyz 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Check out JOOQ.

[–] shotgun_crab@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

JOOQ made me realize that most ORMs suck

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