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[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 51 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wish someone would [redacted] him, that'd be hilarious

[–] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 42 points 1 year ago (2 children)

he could have a boating accident

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 45 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] Des@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

also the ponds, they always hunger for more

[–] anonochronomus@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

We must not anger the ponds, they demand flesh.

[–] goose@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

Any ending other then being the first human to fart himself to death is too good

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

*Space Xccident

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

Today at the SpaceX launch facility in South Texas, Elon Musk died by drowning inside of a Tesla CyberTruck. He apparently drove the truck into the small waves on the Gulf of Mexico while filming promotional material about the CyberTruck's ability to be used as a boat. Witnesses at the scene claim the last words he was recorded uttering before the truck capsized in the shallow water was "I'm in a CyberTruck AND I'm on a FUCKING BOAT!"

The incident recalls the recent death of another Tesla vehicle driver in a shallow pond by drowning.

[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

Dude just really wants to meet Robert Maxwell.