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‘I Know Him,’ Kamala Harris Whispers To Mike Johnson During State Of The Union (www.theonion.com)

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[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)

By the thumbnail, he certainly looks like he's got something going on down there. Maybe he's got one of those wifi-enabled toys that OF thots let viewers control via tips.

[–] Krackalot@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 2 years ago

It's actually a prostate alarm that triggers every time his son is jerking off.

[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Holy hell