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Rule 1 - This is Bikini Bottom Twitter, all posts should be Spongebob related in "(Old-School) Twitter-like" form
Rule 2 - Political posts, as long as it follows rule 1, will be permitted, so long as you behave yourselves.
Bikini Bottom Municipal Code §33-07: Anti-Tankie Ordinance Residents are prohibited from circulating tankie ideology or other authoritarian propaganda on Bikini Bottom Twitter. Offenders will be permanently banned from BPT by the BBPD faster than Plankton is ejected from The Krusty Krab.
Rule 3 - Please no reposts within the last couple days, at least
Rule 4 - All posts should be at least above a "Squirdward-krusty-krab-shift" level of effort
Rule 5 - Be chill, be a Patrick not a squidward.
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What the hell? This literally never happens to me. You don't need a bidet to not get shit visibly smeared all over your underpants and asshole.
Not visibly, no. But you can smell it so it's there. Let's put it differently. If you had shit smeared on your arm would you wipe it off wit paper and leave it at that or would you wash it with water and soap?
I don't use my asshole to interact with the world
You dont have to. I can smell you from over here.
let me give you some advice... never, ever say that to anyone ever again. so unbelievably fucking creepy and it does not communicate your point at all.
It's a joke related to you insisting on being disgusting. We're past communicating the point and into laughing about it territory. Good luck with your dirty bum.
Listen, I think you that you think that I think that bidets aren't better than wiping. You're wrong. I agree with you. Bidets are better.
My entire point is that normal people don't have shit smeared in their drawers for no good reason.