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Ok... so. For the terminally slow?
Can I have a bookmark? = Can I have a book, Mark?
Thus demonstrating the importance of correct comma use.
It can be the critical factor when helping your uncle, Jack, off a horse.
l felt more shame about helping my uncle jack onto a horse, but he said he needed a hand or he couldn't get up.
Is that how he got the name Mr.Hands?
It's why horses are measured by hands
Yes, farm hands
Did you help your uncle jack off afterwards?
Or "Let's eat aunt Sally" vs "Let's eat, aunt Sally"
Oh man, I'm fucking slow
It took me a few read throughs as well, if i didn't know there was a joke in there, i wouldn't have ever got it.
I don’t get it either…