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It's the dunk tank.

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Ironically, this person is probably deifying Trump just as much, if not more, than his supporters by claiming that his death would turn the tide of the Russia-Ukraine War and that it would have any pull on China.

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[–] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 59 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I enjoy how it starts off realistic and then quickly veers off the overpass into fantasy land. Where's the part where Xi offers the unconditional surrender of China?

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Israel/Palestine gives their complete, unconditional surrender, and gives all their land to the other one, depending on where this user stands.

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Israel and Palestine agree to a two-state solution except that the Israeli and Palestinian zones swap places every five years all Pheasant Island style, and everybody has to move between the two zones accordingly during the week-long migration period

[–] Xx_Aru_xX@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And every team each sides leaves the other some wine haha

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Observant Muslims upon finding a bottle of wine in their homes: what-the-hell