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I enjoy how it starts off realistic and then quickly veers off the overpass into fantasy land. Where's the part where Xi offers the unconditional surrender of China?
Israel/Palestine gives their complete, unconditional surrender, and gives all their land to the other one, depending on where this user stands.
Israel and Palestine agree to a two-state solution except that the Israeli and Palestinian zones swap places every five years all Pheasant Island style, and everybody has to move between the two zones accordingly during the week-long migration period
And every team each sides leaves the other some wine haha
Observant Muslims upon finding a bottle of wine in their homes: