chapotraphouse

I'd love to be a Tesla salesman if I could stand doing sales/customer service. It's selling a death trap to the worst people in your community, it will immediately start falling apart if it doesn't explode, and when they bring it back for any kind of repair I get to say " nope" or charge them like $20k. They're mostly some kind of gullible dipshit so I can sell them sand in a desert, and they're in a cult so they aren't going to complain like a rational person would.