I will also accept a salon if you prefer more specialised hair care while you're being operated on without anaesthetic. It can be a tooth extraction, a trepanation, bleeding into a bucket until you're cured of an illness, or someone who has legally never seen the inside of a body- even a drawing- fishing around in your guts for a possessed organ with their unwashed fingers. Your antibiotics can consist of wine and bread.

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[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

I will treat reactionaries as something more than LARPers when they go to Great Clips and pay $19.99 for the shampoo and worm purge special. Show me how many species of worms are eating your body you absolute fucking posers.