When i started watching the show, I thought Hammond was very short, so I laughed at short jokes. Then I found out he is actually my height, and Clark is just a giant, oafish, bastard.

[–] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago (3 children)

NGL as a tall person I'm a big fan of calling less tall people short. Taskmaster does it particularly well.

[–] BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The worst part is the short people retorts. There aren't any good ones! "At least I can find pants that fit." or At least I can fit comfortably in a backseat. " aren't great comebacks. I can't roll up on some tall MF ,"What up, High pockets! Suck any giraffe dick lately? " The jezza would fuck me up. Pick me by collar and stick me inhis pocket for later.

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

The cheat code is "how's your back pain"

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