That's clearly what I mean unless you want to waste four hours on sub-par Shrek. You know the main canon and there's no reason to revisit it for fucking exposition.

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[–] BeanBoy@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Shrek the Third is 93 mins while Shrek 2 is only 92 mins. Shrek the third is objectively better.

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

93 minutes of uninspiring Shrek. At least I can watch those 92 minutes without feeling like I'm some dirty Victorian street urchin watching a two pence panto show put together by a man who smells like shit. Shrek 2 is professionally composed in every regard and that's why it's the only one worth watching. When I breed, my kids won't even know Shrek 1 or 3 exist.

[–] BeanBoy@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

You’re obviously not a film expert