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[–] bassomitron@lemmy.world 45 points 2 years ago (17 children)

...I'm confused unless this is just a fake joke image. Is there really a Microsoft page dedicated to .exe like this? A quick Google only returned non-MS results for me and I can't be bothered to look beyond that.

Also, what is there to even download for this? Just a link to Visual Studio to compile your own executables...?

[–] fishos@lemmy.world 79 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (15 children)

Some dude was ranting somewhere recently about GitHub and "I just want the damn exe, not a bunch of stupid code". It became a bit of a meme.

[–] firefly@neon.nightbulb.net 15 points 2 years ago (12 children)

@bassomitron@lemmy.world

I can't blame him. I recently tried to compile a rust app from github. I did not realize that cargo was pulling a GIGABYTE of data on my bandwidth-restricted connection until it was done. Then it wouldn't compile due to version mismatch. So I tried to update the rust version and that started throwing errors. The last thing I am doing is wasting my time troubleshooting such a crappy toolchain. If I have to play inspector gadget just to install the compiler and libraries to compile a small program, you can forget it. Cargo is a monstrosity and it is NOT a good toolchain if you value time and simplicity. I would much rather the maintainer offer binaries for download rather than requiring me to git clone, apt install, realize the deps aren't in the apt repo, hunt down and compile the deps, run make, then troubleshoot forever and a day before I can even do make install. Just give me a binary with everything built in. Kthxbye.

[–] DAMunzy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

We all get to that point but we don't go full meme. You never go full meme.

[–] firefly@neon.nightbulb.net 1 points 2 years ago

Isn't there a meme about that?

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