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[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 81 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (9 children)

I'm going to start talking about balls the way weird men talk about boobs

"THE WOKE MOB HATE THE UNDENIABLE BEAUTY OF HIS GIANT SIZE 8 QUIVERING BALLSACK"

[–] booty@hexbear.net 53 points 1 year ago (3 children)

what animal can we refer to them as? if breasts already got all the bird names... maybe they oughta be marsupials.

LOOK AT THE WOMBATS ON THAT GUY

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 47 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Please stop talking about my balls..."

"OH WHAT, I'M NOT ALLOWED TO APPRECIATE BEAUTY?! IT WAS A COMPLIMENT. MASCISM HAS RUINED MEN!"

[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago

I bet there are so many rocks in his crop 🤩💦💦💦

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

Look at the Quokka's hanging off that dude!

[–] Wheaties@hexbear.net 46 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can't have testicles the size of billiards balls no more, 'cus of woke.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 54 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Sorry, not beautiful, no amount of Hollywood woke propaganda will make me accept men with balls smaller than bowling balls. Why does the left hate masculine beauty?

[–] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When was the last time you saw a guy in a video game with a ball bulge in his pants? They won't even allow a little testicular camel toe these days.

[–] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Actually that one's Warframe's fault - they used up all the bulges. Examples: 1 2 3

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

wolf whistle Look at the plums on that feller!

[–] M68040@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

THE SIZE OF AVOCADOS THEY ARE

[–] asg101@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think avocado actually was derived from the Maya/Aztec (not sure which) word for balls.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago

Sweetie we have truck nuts, that's equality.

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

as I shook his hand, his ballsack bounced testicularly

[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

"[...]a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it." - Dr. Evil

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

Are testicle sizes even a thing?

Let's make it a thing.

[–] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)