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[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (3 children)

My Grandfather- "I'm hungry enough to eat the ass out of a skunk"

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

‘I’m so hungry I could crawl up a hogs ass and make me ham sandwich’

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

is your grandfather the angry video game nerd by any chance?

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Lol he probably died before that kid was born.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

In Canada, I've heard (and used) that as "I'm hungry enough the eat the ass out of a freshly fucked moose"

[–] francisfordpoopola@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I'm so hungry I'd eat the south end of a north facing horse.